2.15.2011

chocolates: a how-to guide.

 a chocolate lovers step-by-step guide to enjoying a box from your loved one.

 1. Begin with your favorite box of truffles. Examine the box. Loudly exclaim how lovely the wrapping is and how you can't wait to enjoy each and every truffle. Wait until our loved one had brushed their teeth and is getting ready for bed before opening.


2. Tear open the pretty wrapping. Don't be hesitant here. The quicker you rip the open the box, the sooner you'll get to sink those cavity-ridden teeth of yours into those delightful little morsels.


3. Meet the truffles. Don't bother reading the pamphlet that describes each flavor.  big time waster. Go for the truffle in the center. In my experience, it is usually the best. It is common courtesy to offer a piece to anyone that is within earshot, even if you know they won't take one. It's the thought that counts here.


4. Take a bite out of each truffle. Eat the ones you like the most and hide the rest. In a moment of desperation, even the ones you didn't fancy will taste fantastic. Don't forget where you hid them and when your loved one asks you where the remaining chocolates went, tell them you ate them all.


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8 comments:

  1. this is so stinking adorable and what a lovely box of truffles indeed. But now your loved one will know your secrets once he reads this post....

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  2. you're pretty selfish when it comes to chocolate aren't you?

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  3. well I'd be a liar if I said no, artem.

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  4. I don't think I'd ever want to get in the way of you and a box of chocolates.

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  5. I don't think I'd want you in the way of me and my chocolate either :)

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  6. thanks! This advise will sure come in handy

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  7. favoritessss. the raspberry one is the BEST

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